finally convincing chris pine to let you tie him up in bed and after you tie him up and get him all hot and bothered you leave him there and go make pizza rolls and lie next to him and make him watch princess diaries 2 with you
...Or We Could Not
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Darren Criss.
“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”“Mom, can you pick me up?”
“Mom? It’s Misha.”
“Dad, where are you?”
“Ehehehehehhe”
notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call
Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^
(Source: joshfransexme)
when you scroll down the shoes are like a punch line to a joke you didnt even realize was being told
(Source: pottermaniac394)
(Source: mastersamwise)
everyone else made these jokes
so i did too
game of thrones theme starts
checks messages
goes to get snack
builds skyscraper
gets doctorate
invents time travel
zaps forward
reads entire game of thrones book series
game of thrones theme ends
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(Source: avengersherlockedowney)
unpopular opinion
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
I hate these cookies, too. I don’t care what the consequences are, I won’t eat this fucking soft shit with too-sweet icing and yucky sprinkles. Fuck New York, fuck the world, fuck these cookies.
all your life you’ll d r e a m of this
(Source: celiakeenan)
this bothers me
looking at anyone else you can see when the gif loops
but felix doesn’t break stride
and it’s bothersome
i guess he fixed it.
(Source: pyxelexia)
The Breakfast Club. 1985. The greatest ending to any movie ever. This song launched Simple Minds in the US. Could have been a Billy Idol song, but he turned it down. Idiot. Perfectly sums up the movie. It’s equally beautiful and sad.
